Was she at least a Cajun baby?

Ah, David Vitter....

Story number one:

Vitter wrote a letter all about how important sexual abstinence is. And it is.

Unless, of course,

Story number two:

your name is David Vitter!!!

WASHINGTON - Sen. David Vitter, R-La., apologized Monday night for "a very serious sin in my past" after his telephone number appeared among those associated with an escort service operated by the so-called "D.C. Madam."
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Vitter's spokesman, Joel Digrado, confirmed the statement in an e-mail sent to The Associated Press.

God, when will you people learn? GOP laws are for other people, not Republicans. Moreover, IOKIYAR.

Christ.

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