As many of you know, I am always surprised by what I find people posting to the internet. It's almost as if they don't realise that people actually read these things. Now, in theory, I could be quite guilty of requiring an editorial board, at the very least, and more likely, a Communications Director, Policy Director and Internet Director, but I'm sure that I don't say things quite as dumb as what I'm documenting here.

Quick admission: I use MySpace. Unlike some really active internet social network people, I use it as a way of keeping in contact with my friends, and rarely use it to make new friends. Sometimes, I'll get requests from people who just think I'm neat and want to have me as their friend. I'm not sure what is gained by having me one one's list of friends, but most of these people never have anything to do with me after adding me. I rarely get email from them, for example. This is a good example of a woman who sent me a message requesting to be my friend, and then never interacted with me again. Now, I don't particularly care, but today, when I logged in, I saw that she written a rant that was so crazy that I thought that I should share it.

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First, let me say that I love all my fellow females. Yet, without proper modifications and acknowledgements, there can be no true progress. So, on that particular note, this blog is for women, not men. If you men want to read this, then go on right ahead! But I have an important message for women. I have spoken to quite a few females online, and they seem to all complain about a common dating problem. They are all twenty-five and up, and most of these women state the identical dilemmas: They keep meeting gentlemen who claim to be nice guys, who say that they are too busy, to have a relationships, but low and beholdguess what? They are not too busy to try and get in your pants. This has happened to me numerous times. In men language ladies, that really means: I am too busy for you.

Trust me, if a man feels that you are worth your weight in gold and something real could come from the two of you, he would make time for you. But you know who I blame for this behavior from men, women!! Wait before you snap your fingers and twirl your neck, please let me explain.Men know what they are doing. and we women let them. The reason why men actually look at you with a straight face and tell you that lousy excuse, is because for every one woman who says if you dont have time for a relationship, you dont have time to mess with me, they are a hundreds of dummies who say okay, and put up with that pathetic excuse. Now if you just want to sleep with a dude and keep it straight physical, then go right ahead, but dont make it anymore than that. Dont treat him like he is your man at all.

No asking him how your day was, no cooking and cleaning for him, dont even date him. Just do what you guys gotta do physically and be out! Sounds type crass? You are doing yourself and untold millions of modern women a huge favor. The reason why so many men say that they are too busy for a relationship is because even when they tell us that, we women still give them all the benefits of a relationship without any strings attached. For instance, pretend you went to a car dealership to buy a car, you see this banging hot red car, totally tricked out, I mean rims, leather interior, a hot rod engine, crazy stereo system, the works!! And you know you cant afford the car to save your life. Yet the dealership guy sees you drooling and comes by with the keys dangling in his hands in front of your face and says this:

you want this car, you dont have to buy it now, heck, you dont even have to pay for it! Not even a down payment, use it for as long as you want, no strings attached, no maintenance, just gas. You bring it back when you are ready, and you should buy it when you do, but you dont have to. But I would like it if you really bought it, but you are 100% not obligated to buy it

How many of you would actually buy that beat up car when you bring it back to the dealership? How many of you would actually, take care of the car and maintain it, when you dont have to. How many of you do the right thing with no strings attached. You might say that the car dealership guy was real stupid to expect anything serious from an agreement like that. Exactly. Do you now see how we women look to men now? You cant expect to do all that and get anything in return on such no string circumstances.

I am not saying that you cant get your groove on. But you have to leave it at that and not make it more than that. Dont try to turn your male booty call into your man. Trust me, most men dont to turn their female booty calls into girlfriends. No matter how much feminism exists men will always be old fashion in whom they take seriously in a relationship. Yes, you will have the 2% majority that actually married their one-nighter, or booty call. But a huge whooping majority of men will not take you past what it is.

Believe it or not, there is a way try to get that too-busy guy to be your man, but you have to ask yourself, is it worth the effort? If so, proceed with caution. And never ever sleep with a man that you want to take you seriously, before he even acknowledges that you too are actually dating! A man has two piles he puts girls in. Fun time girl, and Take home to mama girl. Once he puts you in Fun time girl. Its impossible to get back out.

Once again, no one is saying that you have to be a prude, and lock yourself in a tower and wait for Mr. Right, but like Jay-Z said, Ill show you how to do this son! There is a right way and a wrong way. Save the Victoria Secrets, expensive perfumes, satin sheets, your fresh hair being did, cooking dinner, massaging, asking how your day was, and anything relationship-like for your man. If you chose to mess with a guy that is too busy for a relationship, make him live up to it. Dont give him anything but the ass. I mean it ladies, no cuddling, no after sex sleeping. You go to the bathroom, get your shit and bounce. This way your innocent heart dont get confused and attached to the wrong person. Ladies!! Men have figured that out from day one, how do you think they do it?? If you dont think you can do that, then like mama said, if you cant take the heat, stay outta the kitchen. Perhaps, if more and more women gave men what they claimed they want, no relationship, possibly men would be more inclined to make time for one. As for me, I am a huge softy and a dork, I cant sleep with the same guy over and over and not develop feelingsso I am one of the losers looking longingly into the hot ass kitchen, cause I know my extremely passionate Taurus heart cant handle it.

Now, the question going through my head is "What the hell?" I am terribly curious why she would post something that is so full of syntactic and semantic errors. I am terribly curious why she would post something with so many spelling errors. I am terribly curious why she would post something whose thesis is so bloody stupid.

Ever perplexed,

-dx