Ah, David Vitter....
Story number one:
Vitter wrote a letter all about how important sexual abstinence is. And it is.
Unless, of course,
Story number two:
your name is David Vitter!!!
WASHINGTON - Sen. David Vitter, R-La., apologized Monday night for "a very serious sin in my past" after his telephone number appeared among those associated with an escort service operated by the so-called "D.C. Madam."
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Vitter's spokesman, Joel Digrado, confirmed the statement in an e-mail sent to The Associated Press.
God, when will you people learn? GOP laws are for other people, not Republicans. Moreover, IOKIYAR.
Christ.
-dx