Republicans.

Was she at least a Cajun baby?

Ah, David Vitter....

Story number one:

Vitter wrote a letter all about how important sexual abstinence is. And it is.

Unless, of course,

Story number two:

your name is David Vitter!!!

WASHINGTON - Sen. David Vitter, R-La., apologized Monday night for "a very serious sin in my past" after his telephone number appeared among those associated with an escort service operated by the so-called "D.C. Madam."
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Vitter's spokesman, Joel Digrado, confirmed the statement in an e-mail sent to The Associated Press.

God, when will you people learn? GOP laws are for other people, not Republicans. Moreover, IOKIYAR.

Christ.

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They just hand us ammunition, hand over fist.

Remember: obstruction of justice is a terrible thing that should be fully punished to the full extent of the law, and accusation alone is identical to guilt, but only if you're a Democrat.

WASHINGTON - President Bush spared former White House aide I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby from a 2 1/2-year prison term on Monday, issuing an order that commutes his sentence.
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This is a breaking news update. Check back soon for further information. AP's earlier story is below.

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You can't make this stuff up.

No, really. You just can't make this stuff up. -dx

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